Thursday, January 31, 2008

And The Lazy Person Award Goes To...

When I used to go into the city for my internship I would sometimes see a woman as I was walking to the metro. She would come out of her house, get into her car, and drive the THREE BLOCKS to the metro. I am not exaggerating the distance.

She didn’t appear to be handicapped in any way and she didn’t have a handicapped sticker on her car. She would always be wearing scrubs, so I’m assuming she’s a nurse or a tech or something. My point is, she’s the laziest person alive. Maybe I’m judging, but I’m okay with that. Here's a picture of her car. I felt like I needed solid proof that such a lazy person could exist. Here it is. Solid proof.


You might think that she drove to save a few precious seconds, but she has to drive into this mini cul de sac and do an eight point turn to be able to park. So it doesn't save time. All she does is waste finite resources and add mileage to her already depreciating investment.

3 comments:

Brittney Bodine said...

haley, you're so funny. I was covering my mouth, here at the library, so the rest of the patrons don't think i'm psycho.
p.s. sometimes i wish i was the laziest person alive.

Barbara said...

Haley,
I love your blog. You did a great job!

Barbara

Kathy said...

Haley, don't you remember how I always drove to church when we lived in Hampton Court just to get a few blocks closer? I am at least equally as lazy as this woman. Why didn't I get the award?