Odd

You know in Meet The Parents, how the girl's dad does the "I'm Watching" thing where he points to his eyes with his fingers and then points to Ben Stiller? Ian does that all the time. Saturday he told Ashley that she looks like "Santa's knee" and then said "I'm watchin' you" as he pointed to his eyes, and then at Ashley.

I like to assume my kids are well-adjusted, but I don't know....

Smart Plan

We bought new sheets for Ian's bed, and I carefully selected a color that wouldn't get stained when his diaper leaks or he has a sick stomach. The charcoal color I got works great for hiding stains, as we've already found out a few times. Unfortunately, Ian drools a LOT in his sleep, and on charcoal sheets, drool stands out. A lot.

Keepin' It Fresh

The other day I heard Ian screaming from the bathroom. I went in there expecting to see a little boy who needed cleaning up. What I saw was a little boy perched on top of a 10' high, 6' wide, 10' long Tupperware that was in turn perched on top of his potty chair. The Tupperware was tipping off the potty, the boy was tipping off the Tupperware, and the only thing staying put was the poo inside the Tupperware, which was firmly attached to the top of the pile of spare Tupperware lids that had been stored in the larger container.