Keepin' It Fresh

The other day I heard Ian screaming from the bathroom. I went in there expecting to see a little boy who needed cleaning up. What I saw was a little boy perched on top of a 10' high, 6' wide, 10' long Tupperware that was in turn perched on top of his potty chair. The Tupperware was tipping off the potty, the boy was tipping off the Tupperware, and the only thing staying put was the poo inside the Tupperware, which was firmly attached to the top of the pile of spare Tupperware lids that had been stored in the larger container.