Sunday, April 13, 2008

How To Be A Tourist In 10 Ways

1. Carry a ridiculously large camera and spend forever setting up for a shot.

2. Wear clothes that are impractical. Bonus points if your clothing choice is not suitable for the weather.

3. Push a huge stroller, either full of kids or full of gear.

4. Run around town in a Scout uniform.
5. Have an outdated hairstyle, or just a really bad hairstyle.

6. Ride around town on a segway.
7. Tie your sweatshirt around your waist.

8. Wear bright silk screened shirts and travel in a herd.

9. Spend way too much time and energy trying to get a cute picture of your kid in front of the Washington Monument. Give up.

10. Go home and blog about your trip.

3 comments:

Kathy said...

I like the last pic.

Super B said...

me too.
you point out the painfully obvious. but you forgot to mention get lost with the girls in your van and end up driving into a river (almost.) That is what happened to me the one time I went to D.C.

Kathy said...

Hey! Update you blog already! What are you? Moving or something?