Strange, Indeed

Austa walked into the kitchen and Ian was laughing to himself. Austa asked him why he was laughing and he said, "I tooted and it was bubbly."

Austa asked Ian what he had in his mouth. His reply: "I have a little green gum in my little cheek."

We were complaining about onions hurting our eyes and Ian said, "Strange. The onions aren't clawing my eyebrows."

Ian asked me if he could have an "unfortune" cookie.